thatsmallbluebox:

my dad kicked my brother out of the house for a week because of this stupid game

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)


(Source: rubyredwisp)

youaremynirvana:

hoelita:

female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away

same

(Source: babefield)

  • drive thru guy: bye have a nice day
  • me: bye i love you

shingekinokyojinheaven:

on the internet:

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in real life:

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jaclcfrost:

let me check your temperature [puts hand on your forehead] hm. hmm. ah. yes. just as i expected. you’re totally cute